Oh no the Texans are coming....

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 06/06/2019 at 13:41 • Filed to: all my exes live in Texas that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

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I feel like Texas and Montana are kindred spirits, both states take 11 hours to drive across at 85 MPH. The only difference is that Montana has big bears and no decent BBQ.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/06/2019 at 13:52

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Now I need to rewatch the TV Series Jericho

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/06/2019 at 13:54

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welp...there goes the neighbourhood :p

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/06/2019 at 13:56

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Texan’s are good tourists. They drive everywhere, drink a lot of booze, and are not afraid of guns.

ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/06/2019 at 13:56

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Hopefully, they brought proper salsa.

You can only drive 85 (legally) on the 130 toll road around Austin.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/06/2019 at 14:01

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does not compute

last thing i want is a bunch of armed people driving everywhere drunk

welp.. i’ll take your word for it (i mean spendy tourists are great for the local shops/foodplaces)

over here we just get one week where squids from all over the world gather here and spend enough money to pretty much fund the town for the rest of the year

its good fun... and the last 2 years nobody died

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn 06/06/2019 at 14:05

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We live off of Pace Thick and chunky.

For Sweden > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/06/2019 at 14:07

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Texas talks about having cowboys

Mo ntana has cowboys

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/06/2019 at 14:18

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Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/06/2019 at 14:44

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I dunno, man.  I heard there’s a lot of crime up there.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/06/2019 at 14:52

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I wish I could drive my car into a plane, get on a seat, and fly to my destination and drive off.

I’d pay like... at least $25 per ticket to do that (yes I know what it’d cost)

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove 06/06/2019 at 14:59

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Yeah, but it’s all stray dogs and suspicious youths doing brodies. 

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/06/2019 at 15:19

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suspicious dogs and stray youths

dumpsterfire! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/06/2019 at 16:39

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Since there’s still snow on the ground in the usual Little Texas parts of summer Colorado, they’re trying somewhere new?

LastFirstMI is my name > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 06/06/2019 at 17:41

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On the east coast there are trains that take snowbirds and their cars from whichever frozen turdball of a city they spend summers in to Florida and back again. We should start a Texas-Montana car (or pickup/SUV) train service. The food car could serve Tex-Mex, steaks and BBQ; the overhead storage would accommodate gun cases, and instead of Muzak we could play George Strait. Now we just need some gullible angel investor to write a check. Maybe if we do it via tunnel Elon Musk would chip in?

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > LastFirstMI is my name 06/06/2019 at 17:45

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Yeah seriously. Super sell the tunnel portion and Elon should double down easy.